Finally, A Reason to Buy Beats Audio Headphones. Thanks Dre!

Let’s face it folks, one of the main concerns of any person with ears is where to display their headphones when the listening is done.

I can only hope to provide a post here that reflects the import of this latest addition to the Beats by Dre product family.

I really wanted one of these headphone stands, but unfortunately none of my headphones have the  beats logo on them.  I hope somebody comes up with a more universally compatible solution soon.  If you are lucky enough to have some Beats Audio headphones you can  pre-order  this  very important peripheral now for only $40!

It’s only a matter of time until my pants have ‘Pockets by Dre’ and I’m sure I’ll jump on the ‘Trashcan by Dre’ bandwagon when the time comes to throw away my outdated Beats Audio gear next year.  Until then, let’s compare this latest technology with what’s out there now…

Here are the comparative results of our exhaustive headphone placement study:

 

takethatIn short, if you are in the market for a place to put your headphones, I would recommend avoiding beets.  Although they are edible, the fact that they may be dirty, coupled with their inherent variable size and shape make them an impractical option for reliable headphone docking.  The clear winner is the Coffee Table; despite the limited urine capacity, its flexible device compatibility, and optional device charging capabilities give it an edge over the competition.  The floor is also worth consideration, but let’s face it, it would be silly to write about that!

The Doctor’s latest addition seems to fall in line with his other products;  “I am, whatever you say I am, If I wasn’t, then why would I say I am”  too bad the ‘hook’ (made of bamboo) isn’t as interesting this time around.